If you know me you know I’ve gone on some horrible dates.
So naturally I signed up for Tinder. You know, keep the bad dates going and content for the blog. You can find part one here.
I was going to start this off by telling you all my worst tinder date and my most adorable. But I have to share these Tinder messages with you all.
First off it should be noted, that I think Tinder is fucking hilarious. Mostly for the some of the messages I have gotten on here. Some made me laugh, some made me cringe and some made me go “WTF?!” So this blog post is going to be entirely out of messages I’ve received from guys.
The first one I like to refer to as “Wall of text guy” for obvious reasons. This guy was also the first ever message I had ever received on this app. (Read left to write, top to bottom)
But then you get the messages from guys who are just looking for one thing.
THE SEX!
In all honesty I can’t blame them, I mean Tinder was originally created for hooking up.
I like that guys that are forward, however a girl has her limits. I do get a laugh out of these but at the end of the day I’m not that kind of girl.
What I do look for is a guy who knows what he wants, doesn’t hold back and goes for it. Even if what he is looking for is not what I’m looking for.
Why? Well it’s simple really. Just because what you want out of life, isn’t the same as what I want, doesn’t mean I need to disrespect you or put you down.
Like Robert over here –>
What we want is total opposites from each other. We realized it and moved on. Just because you’re a stranger on the internet doesn’t mean I can’t respect what you have to say.
But I can’t leave this blog post without sharing two of my favorite on messages from Tinder with you all. The one on the right is probably my all time favorite. Mostly because I have actually never heard that in my life and it was brilliant. The one on the left is just hilarious and I enjoyed a good laugh out of it. 
Tinder is weird, but then so is dating and my life. So naturally it goes hand in hand.
But I did tell you that I would write about my worst Tinder date and my most adorable.
Until next time!